We literally cannot believe you clicked our myspace icon and expected to get to an actual myspace page featuring our band.
To thank you for such dedication, please screenshot this page and email it to email@example.com
We would like to send you out some free gear to celebrate your steadfast support of our band and for digging deeper into our backstory than anyone else ever thought you would.
By the way, we don't actually have a myspace page, so this will just have to suffice. Thank you, and we look forward to seeing which one of our "TOP 8 FRIENDS" has ended up here. Peace - WFF